Billy Crystal At Borders

What's up with every 'celebrity' ever writing children's books? Seriously, guys. Billy Crystal jumps on the egowagon with Madge, Jay Leno, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a bazillion others with the releases of I Already Know I Love You, about how much an expectant grandfather loves his grandfoetus. It seems benign enough, but Chicagoist could definitely do without lines like "You lived within your mommy." Gross, dude. You can catch Mr. Saturday Night at the Borders on Michigan Avenue at 11:30 a.m.
Most people think of When Harry Met Sally as a New York movie, but it kicks off in Chicagoist's own back yard: the University of Chicago campus. You can't pull your car up to the gate from the opening scene anymore, and they're driving the wrong way on Lake Shore, but still.