http://chicagoist.com/2004/06/16/naperville_library_masturbator_arrested.php All comments for Naperville Library Masturbator Arrested en-us 2009 Marcus Gilmer Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:30:00 -0600 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss marcusisabadass@gmail.com marcusisabadass@gmail.com 60 http://chicagoist.com/2004/06/16/naperville_library_masturbator_arrested.php#comment-240697 http://chicagoist.com/2004/06/16/naperville_library_masturbator_arrested.php#comment-240697 Comments Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:48:58 -0600 <p>Fortunately, the NPD got an excellent DNA sample off of the keyboard.</p> http://chicagoist.com/2004/06/16/naperville_library_masturbator_arrested.php#comment-240693 http://chicagoist.com/2004/06/16/naperville_library_masturbator_arrested.php#comment-240693 Comments Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:27:02 -0600 <p>Oh, and also... I'm really sorry about my choice of analogy. I don't know why, but that was just what popped into my head at that moment =P</p> http://chicagoist.com/2004/06/16/naperville_library_masturbator_arrested.php#comment-240692 http://chicagoist.com/2004/06/16/naperville_library_masturbator_arrested.php#comment-240692 Comments Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:26:14 -0600 <p>Teenage boys being victimized by masturbation is like Garfield being victimized by Lasagna!</p>