The Trib on Furries

We know that pet CPR is a serious thing, but Chicagoist cannot help but laugh at this photo that was published in the Trib. It's like they're making out with the stuffed animals!!! What if Furries are secretly signing up to take pet CPR classes as a socially acceptable way to round first base with a stuffed animal!?! Ew! Look away! Or if you're twisted and want to know more about Furries, look here! Or, if you are a Furry, go here to get your own furry web account and email address! Or, sign up for the Midwest Furfest to take place in Chicago in September November! Ey! Clearly we've spent too much time on this.. and are using too many exclamation points. How can you not when Furries are involved!?