O’Hare execs decided to roll up their sleeves and scrub toilets this week. Well, it was decided for them. Aviation Commissioner John Roberson has asked everyone with an assistant commissioner title or above to work one eight-hour shift this week cleaning the bathrooms at the airport. “Many of the approximately 20 executives on the hook, including Roberson, make more than $100,000 a year,” so God bless middle management!
Roberson, who jumped into a sewer when he was a sewers commissioner (five bucks for whoever knows the clinical term for a feces fetish), wanted the bigwigs to feel for the little guys after Mayor Daley announced plans to privatize the janitorial staff.
People gripe about the O’Hare bathrooms a lot, and making rich people clean poop is funny, but we’re still not totally sure what the point of all this is.

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Coprophilia. You can paypal my email address.
For the love of god, could they get rid of the Sani-seat's at O'hare? They never work. Ever.
The Sani-seat's are fantastic. I've never had one not work at O'Hare.
Maybe I'm just a lucky crapper chooser?
i like the sani seat but im always suspicious that it's the same plastic going around and around even though it says it isnt
SCAT
To kind of quote a movie featuring your posted fave Chicago actor:
"I want my five dollars."
Scat, while used in common (and porn) parlance in the way "fuzzies" or "BDSM" is used to describe a fetish, it is also a description of animal feces, generally used to describe it when learning to pick up animal trails. There is no doubt that coprophilia is the definition in psychology textbooks, because you know that booklearnin' types love 'em some greek.
So, to repeat, paypal jacksonwest@jacksonwest.com - I promise I'll use the money to buy drinks for us folks out here working at getting SFist online instead of using it to drop by one of the sex shops in north beach to pick up a scat fetish DVD.
Fecalphiliac!
Or so I learned on South Park.