Chicagoist: Human Waste Linked to Dave Matthews?

rome, jim

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:20:39 -0600

Outta Chicago... Rectum??? DMB damn near killed 'em

DMB's ex-bus driver

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:12:28 -0600

what? I gave a courtesy flush...what?

Tonto

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:11:06 -0600

Who was that masked man?

Big L

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:09:01 -0600

I love DMB's album, Under the Table and Dreaming and love an earful of #41 - but I am damn sure I wouldn't care for a faceful of their version of #2

JfK

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:07:16 -0600

That was the shittiest boat ride I have ever been on. Was Albert Pujols on that boat? Looks like shit, smells like shit, IT IS SHIT... Did you hear that the DMB was the grand prize winner of the magpie throwing contest?

Steve Bartman

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:00:29 -0600

Thank God for DMB

Big L

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 16:56:47 -0600

When asked later by police as to what he thought was doing, the DMB bus driver apparently told authorities that he was "just shooting the shit" with the band. Man, what a mess.

Mike

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 20:41:10 -0600

Isn't the Dave Matthews Band involved with that Shit Across America Tour sponsored by moveon.org?

Seven

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 08:30:45 -0600

Come on, Dave Matthews issue aside, you have to admit thats some funny shit. If no one found out where it came from, you have to admit we'd all just be laughing about it. Of course, the second anything involves a celebrity it becomes a 'scandal'.

Jen

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 07:48:55 -0600

Found some pictures of the bridge et al. on WNBC. If that link doesn't work, go to www.wnbc.com and look on the middle column, 2nd story. "Tourists Get Slimed With Sewage."

palndrom

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 15:27:08 -0600

I have so much hate for dave mathews anyway, somehow this makes me happy. I've walked over those scary grate bridges many times, but this is so delightfully random. I had a messenger friend once that fell on one of those bridges and snapped his finger because it got caught inside one of the grates, but at least he didn't sh*t on people.

phule

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 11:31:31 -0600

Man, Dave Matthews has really put on weight.

Steve

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 10:37:37 -0600

It seems like a logical new move for them, first we spew shit into your ears now we just spew shit all over you. I can't wait for his new record "Under the bridge and screaming!"

JAR

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 10:21:44 -0600

The Sun-Times sure didn't have a hard time identifying Steve Bartman, why so coy now.

Don

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 08:35:43 -0600

Except...come on. This is gold. You mean more of a brownish-yellow gold. OW! I slay me.

jen

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 08:35:05 -0600

DMB :: The Hot Lunch Tour come on, how many people can say they have been lucky enough to have Dave Matthews shit in their mouth?