Maybe Dave Matthews Would Be Interested...

Sometimes people give away awesome stuff on craigslist. Sometimes they give away toilets. But not the white one! The white one is $10.

5 set of Retro Toilet seats and matching Sinks for bathroom. Heavy duty. All in good condition. Color is pastel yellow, pastel pink. White is $10. 50's stuff, Collectable! Yes and it is Free and lots of other free stuff too.

Well, it says "seats" but the picture plainly shows commodes, so we're assuming you get the whole toilet plus the sinks, not just the stupid plastic seat thing. Also, "heavy duty." We'll let you write your own joke for that one.