When Does the Drinking Start?

Chicagoist is totally getting an ulcer today. We're drinking herbal tea and listening to soothing music, and still, our heart-rate is at hummingbird level. Just kidding about the tea and the music—what do you think we are, hippies? We're pounding Diet Cokes and scarfing Doritos as the forefathers intended.

Anyway, our addiction of the hour is checking the latest info on Wonkette and then plugging it into the interactive map of funness. It's not doing much for our anxiety, but it's pretty fun.

We're still getting voting story e-mails from people, so that post will go up later today, but check out Black Five's disenfranchisement story. Get it while it's hot—that story is going to get picked up and it's going to crash the blog. Just ask Aaron at 601a.m. (thanks, Nora!)