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As promised, here are the winners of the Chicagoist Inside Deep Throat contest. We got some really funny and twisted entries. It’s good to know that we’re not the only ones with a junior high-level sense of humor.
Since the titles themselves make them not-safe-for-work, we’re going to put the winners in each category and the runners-up after the jump but not before congratulating the big winner: Christopher Salm for his Best Ever title...
...The Incrediballs.
Christopher was also the winner of the Worst Ever category for My Big Fat Genital Herpes, which made us never want to have sex with anyone ever again.
Since we decided it wouldn’t be fair to have one person with both grand prizes, we voted on another grand prize winner for Worst Ever: Matt Christensen for I Robutt 2: Gettin' Jizzy With It.
The two runners-up in each category are as follows:
Best Ever
Chicagofist - David McMillen
A Queer and Pleasant Stranger - Chip Beasley
Worst Ever
Dodge Balls: A True Reach-Around Story - Vishal D. Doshi
Debbie Fakes Manhattan - Marie Martino
(although we'd watch either of those movies to be honest)
Unfortunately, all of our winners must have been at home doing some research on Friday night because none of them showed up.
Congratulations to all the winners. You’re all incredible perverts and we love you for it.
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Holy Love Juice! I can't believe I won (Chicagofist). Sorry I couldn't make it...stupid job.
I thought for sure you'd like GapersCockBlock.
Hope to make the next Happy (Endings?) Hour.
It's good to know my dementia is finally getting me somewhere. Unfortunately, I couldn't make the happy hour due to a prior drinking engagement, but let me know if I can still somehow get my t-shirt (that was the prize, right?).
Chris (and any other winners): E-mail me and we can work something out, OK?
Damn, I was out of town. Can I get a movie poster made?
I forgot to send in "Deep Impact" and the "Misadventures of the Bang Gang on the Hershey Highway"
Oh well, next time...