Extra, Extra

• It was discovered that some Revenue Dept. booting bosses had enough parking tickets to have their own cars booted. Now they've been suspended.
• Who are these cops that can't catch a 300 lb. bank robber limping through The Loop? He's even using a cane! And he's already pulled off 5 heists.
• Chicago needs more rattlesnakes?
• Assets seized from drug dealers have been sold to fund 70 more security cameras in Chicago.
• Desperate to break into advertising? Portfolio Night is coming to Chicago on May 4.
• Forget Netflix! We're gonna rent all of our movies from McDonalds now!
• That new Aqua condo tower being built is boasting the biggest outdoor pool deck. It sounds HOT! 80,000 sq. ft., sundeck, gardens, a pool, a hot tub, gazebos, cabanas, bbq areas, outdoor showers, a running track, and even a fire pit.
• This summer Walgreens is adding in-store health clinics.

Crosswalk on Clark via ohtoberich