
- It was discovered that some Revenue Dept. booting bosses had enough parking tickets to have their own cars booted. Now they've been suspended.
- Who are these cops that can't catch a 300 lb. bank robber limping through The Loop? He's even using a cane! And he's already pulled off 5 heists.
- Chicago needs more rattlesnakes?
- Assets seized from drug dealers have been sold to fund 70 more security cameras in Chicago.
- Desperate to break into advertising? Portfolio Night is coming to Chicago on May 4.
- Forget Netflix! We're gonna rent all of our movies from McDonalds now!
- That new Aqua condo tower being built is boasting the biggest outdoor pool deck. It sounds HOT! 80,000 sq. ft., sundeck, gardens, a pool, a hot tub, gazebos, cabanas, bbq areas, outdoor showers, a running track, and even a fire pit.
- This summer Walgreens is adding in-store health clinics.
Crosswalk on Clark via ohtoberich

Weekend Diversion: Night Of The Ponies


Do you think that the 300 lbs. bankrobber (god when I read that in the Suntimes yesterday I just bust a gut...ahem) walks out of the bank, he limps down the street, then tosses the cane, then rips off the fake gut and strides off...ala Keyser Soze? I do.
Speaking of which, Chicagoist, get on it and dig up the info about the bike shop pro guy who was an almost Olympian who robbed somewhere around 20 banks in suburban Chicago and Wisconsin...that was a cool story.