http://chicagoist.com/2006/06/02/the_filth_and_the_fury.php All comments for The Filth and the Fury en-us 2009 Marcus Gilmer Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:30:00 -0600 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss marcusisabadass@gmail.com marcusisabadass@gmail.com 60 http://chicagoist.com/2006/06/02/the_filth_and_the_fury.php#comment-265623 http://chicagoist.com/2006/06/02/the_filth_and_the_fury.php#comment-265623 Comments Fri, 02 Jun 2006 16:02:57 -0600 <p>as a scientist, i get my music delivered genetically through pandora.com and the music genome project. while i didn't care for the river boat gamblers new album, i was directed, genetically, to a band called "we are scientists." thank you, the river boat gamblers, for this redirection. it's good to know that science and music are being approached with FACTS rather than crude guesswork. FACT: auto-canine tactile canine disorder affects approximately .1% of the population. the disorder manifests itself through a compulsion to pet fluffy, cuddly puppies. FACT: the average yearly income for a auto-canine tactile disorder patient is over $300,000 per year. FACT: there is a restaurant called WOOF in new york city that caters exclusively to this disorder. FACT: you and your fancy friends could never possibly afford to eat there.</p>