Weekend Diversion: Night Of The Ponies
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We’ve been hyping it for the last month and tonight it’s finally here: the Chicagoist 2nd Anniversary Party tonight at the Pontiac Café.
How much would you expect to pay for a party like this? Well, don’t answer yet!
First, we’re giving you hot dance beats from DJ Tankboy and DJ Coco Le Roc. These beats are not sold in stores and can only be found through this special Internet offer. But wait, there’s more!
We’re also throwing in the sounds and sights of Suffrajett. Their brand of rock comes in three different varieties: badass, kickass, and shakeyourass. Now how much would you pay?
How about we throw in some $3 Bell’s Oberon and $3 vodka lemonades? We’ll even buy a round if you’re one of the early birds. Not enough? What if we give away some Chicagoist buttons and t-shirts? We’ll even satisfy your sweet tooth with these 
one-of-a-kind, handmade cupcakes featuring the Snakes On A Hancock logo design! Now how much would you pay?
What if we told you this incredible offer was FREE? That’s right, free! You get the hot DJs, Suffrajett, cheap booze, Chicagoist gear and delicious cupcakes all for FREE! It’s a big ol’ thank you for being a loyal reader and making all our efforts worth it.
This special offer is available for a limited time only and space is limited so ACT NOW by getting your butt down to the Pontiac Café tonight at 9 p.m. for the Chicagoist 2nd Anniversary Party.
* Offer not available in Guam
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Who's got those cupcakes now? Because they may need some protection from starving people like me.
also: "Offer not sold in stores"
also: "Offer available only in the 48 continental United States"
also: "Does not include shipping and handling"
heh. hysterical. unlike most informercials, this is all true!
Not to worry. The cupcakes are in an undisclosed location for safe keeping.
Not to worry. The cupcakes are in an undisclosed location for safe keeping.
When I found the world's best glam-twee band, it will be called The Cupcake Safehouse.
@ Leah: sounds like a porn site. ^_^
well chicagoist, real life seems to have decided i don't need to join you for the revelry tonight. i'll be there in spirit. drop me a line some time and we can all cuddle.
as an aside, 20 bucks goes to whoever takes flash photos, shows up late and muscles their way through the crowd, talks, uses the cell-phone, burns people with cigarettes, AND takes too long in the porto-john at the party tonight. an extra fiver if your overly loud conversation is about what a douche thax douglas is.
We're really going to miss you tonight, Mr. Asshole.
Honest.
hopefully more than i miss you in between posts.
Dude, you need to let yourself be loved. Just for a moment. :)
like is said, we'll snuggle.
xoxo