Extra, Extra

- A Muslim man, travelling with his mother and a penis pump in his bag, tells security it's a bomb part rather than admit what it really is.
- Topinka wants to open a casino to help balance budgets.
- In case you were wondering, the Cubs are still committed to building a restaurant, museum and shops... oh, and parking... but you know.. rising costs, yada, yada, yada.
- Want to buy an amusement park ride?
- The Bean #2... ahem, "Sky Mirror..." is being unveiled in New York City.
"An abandoned hotdog in the middle of the U.S. Cellular Field parking lot" via abmarfia in Contribute.
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