In what may be another effect of the softening housing market we discussed yesterday, the Falor Corporation, an aggressive condo conversion company, pulled the plug on Nicky Hilton’s much-discussed condo-hotel project at 500 S. Dearborn St. Paris’ little sis was to help Falor convert the Printers Row’s Hotel Blake into a “calmer version” of her South Beach prototype.

Condo-hotels, in which investors buy individual hotel rooms to use as a residential condo, and then allow the hotel operator to rent out the room when they are away, have been less than successful in the past. In fact, Falor’s other condo-hotel, the Aldens at 202 S. State St., went under last year.
A Florida condo investment firm that had signed on to buy more than half of the property’s rooms is now suing, saying that Falor breached the contract when they abandoned the project.
Falor attributed the booming hotel industry and softening condo market to the failure of the project, while also stating that he was frustrated by the fact that Ms. Hilton "didn't want to give up control of the rooms.” And honestly, if the rooms were going to look even remotely like whatever the hell this is supposed to be, well, we aren’t too sad to see it go.
Speaking of questionable buildings, the Chicago Journal wants you to help them find the ugliest ones in your neighborhood. Our last little discussion on this topic prompted quite the response, especially in regard to a certain “cruise ship” condo in Wicker Park. The Journal’s website also has a snazzy map, so you can go see for yourself all the fugly this city has to offer.
We certainly have a few buildings that we love to hate, so come on kids, spill the beans. What buildings can’t you wait to see replaced?
Image from Zilbert Realty Group.



I nominate the Double Door for worst building. They should close that dump down and put in a Banana Republic.
Given the neighborhood population there is 100% transplant, yuppie idiots, it would be a good switch for that intersection.
How about the Cheesecake Factory in the basement of the Hancock? Though it's a heart-healthy design, since it makes me want to give up cheesecake forever.
Also, the spaceship that landed on soldier field.
Pretty much anything in a city that resembles a strip-mall should be bulldozed. I don't particularly care if there are chain stores in town (since it's a waste of my energy anyway), but come on ... I shouldn't have the opportunity to stand in the middle of a parking lot when I'm near the center of the third-largest city in the country ...
As for "it must go," the hipster/yuppie argument was weeks ago, dude. Sorry.
Marina Towers. What sicko would have a nation of drivers back into parking spaces that have a thin cable separate their bumper from 4 - 14 stories above water, street, and the HOB? At least give it a paint job using a wrecking ball.
Gino's East, formerly Planet Hollywood on Ontario and Wells. That was an idea done with a concussion.
Intersting. Thought Chicago was still rocking? Anyone have any stats on how Nicky-O is doing in South Beach?
According to that People.com article, the South Beach condos are set to open in November.
I can't believe I forgot but the AMC City North Theaters on Western Ave. are a real eyesore. Somebody already submitted "The Ship House" which was my first choice.
I concur with Dave on the stripmalls, that kind of planning shouldn't be allowed.
MJK, I have mentioned the parking situation at Marina Towers to about 5 different people in the past week. I'm not sure why it keeps coming up, but it FREAKS ME OUT to see giant SUVs backed up to that tiny rail about 10 stories above the river. So scary.
Sorry, "it must go." We already won that fight last year.