Six Months in a Leaky Boat

We would rarely recommend a band full of ghetto mechanics, but the Ukrainian polka band Holyy Lazarski Nahane isn’t your average bunch of world musicians. They have jettisoned across the Atlantic just to play with The Bomb at a pre-Riot Fest show at Subterranean November 4.

We’ve already picked up our tickets, and we would really recommend you do the same, since missing this show would suck almost as much as being forced to do rat patrol in a Chicago alley while a big ol’ tumor metastasized on your back.

Seriously, missing this would be like committing treason. And committing treason means the terrorists have won, right? Don't let the terrorists win!

Buy tickets here, while you still can.