Extra, Extra

• A new movie theater opened in Cicero. Teenagers under 18 can't go in without a parent unless they take a class and get a "code of conduct" ID card.
• The Shedd Aquarium and local restaurants remind you to make smart seafood choices. Or else, you know, "the ocean called, they ran out of shrimp!"
• Bring back the alligator snapping turtle!
• Don't forget to join us tomorrow at Daily Bar and Grill in Lincoln Square (4560 N. Lincoln Ave.) for an election night watching party. Several Chicagoist writers will be there to raise a glass in celebration or cry in our beers, depending on how things turn out.

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