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If you are looking for some sexy lingerie this holiday season why not buy from the soon-to-be record holder for the world's largest thong? Evlove Intimates, 1956 W. Grand, gives customers the opportunity to order custom lingerie with your choice of fabrics, trims, and colors.

The lingerie boutique burst into the scene this week by presenting a 17-foot wide and 20-foot long thong, which, according to the Wicker Park/Bucktown Booster, would fit the Statue of Liberty. Jenny Dombroski, the owner of Evlove (evolve spelled backwards) presented the thong at a fashion show to benefit SafetyForHer and PAVE Promoting Awareness, Victim Empowerment. The lace undergarment was made of fabric and took five days to complete. The thong will be available for charity events, according to the article. Unfortunately, we won't be seeing it on Lady Liberty any time soon.