Extra, Extra

1. Everybody's coming to our Happy Hour tomorrow, right?

2. Papa John’s Pizza kicked off its Superman Returns promotion in Metropolis, IL, yesterday, announcing that anyone who lives on a street called Lois Lane will get a free pizza, which is good news for a small block of folks in Phoenix, AZ, among others.
3. Sylvester Stallone was in town last night for the premiere of his new “Rocky” film. He said the message of the film is to never give up on a challenge.
4. Speaking of, Jesse Jackson wants to ban the “n-word.”
5. And finally, our long, local nightmare is over: male and female impersonators can now perform in lots more places throughout the city.

"Crazy van" via Sarah-with-an-H.