The Pompadour Is Real, and It’s Spectacular

Today is the last day to enter for your chance to win a pair of tickets to the El Vez holiday show at Subterranean since we pull out the barrel with the numbered ping-pong balls (our preferred method of choosing contest winners when feats of strength aren’t feasible) tomorrow morning.

Ow, that was a really long sentence, huh?

But that sentence wasn’t nearly as long as your face will be if you miss El Vez on Saturday night. He really brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “jingle your bells” if you know what we mean.

Okay, that sounded dumb. Sorry. Anyway, enter here. Now!