Chicagoist: Rachael Ray to Sign Books — Expect Chaos

Bob

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:57:34 -0600

And all the time I thought she was being called "perky." I didn't realize the word was "porky."

Joe

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:16:32 -0600

"Vomit in terror" LMAO!

sagh

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:19:03 -0600

"Man, is she small. But her mouth is huge. And she's kind of orange. But boy is she super-friendly!" Tankboy is right. I chatted her up in the cocktail lounge of the Marriott on Michigan Ave. and wound up sleeping with her. He's not kidding about the "orange."

Jake

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:24:26 -0600

Man...those are the best kinds of porn stars.

smallerdemon

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:21:36 -0600

Ditto annoying. Unbelievable annoying. And no more attractive than your basic over-self-involved porn star.

spolk

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:11:56 -0600

"How cool is that!!!?" God is she annoying. She makes me never want to stop eating then shoot myself.

Jake

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:58:25 -0600

Rachael Ray gets even cooler if you think of her as Marlon Brando in "The Island of Dr. Moreau". http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4282

Eamon

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:48:44 -0600

I have a kickass jambalaya recipe that's straight from "30 Minute Meals", so Rachael Ray will always have a special place in my heart. Plus, her FHM spread was a frickin' riot.

Chuck

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:25:39 -0600

Alien hands are cool. RR's are venturing toward Roz Varon "man-hands" territory.

Bill V

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:35:59 -0600

I don't have a problem with her, and only see her show when I'm flipping channels. She certainly could use a little help with her wardrobe. Many of the things she wears don't fit her body correctly. And BTW, alien hands are cool!

rachelle

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:10:16 -0600

i always thought it was weird how you could totally see her bra in the photo accompanying that NYT article

Wilt

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:02:38 -0600

All I know is that she's got some junk in that trunk. You'd figure she'd have gotten a boob job to compliment her thickness below the waist. What's funny is the amount of airtime this lady gets despite the unabated hatred of her you see on the internets. She must be doing something right.

lulu

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:54:38 -0600

She's like muppet. Huge mouth, huge head, funny voice.

Rob

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:32:25 -0600

"Vomit in Terror" I love it.

andy

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:22:29 -0600

I read this article in the NY Times a while back and thought it was pretty interesting too. Pretty honest account of what she's about. It portrays her as a cutthroat business woman too.

Margaret

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:21:38 -0600

I think her hands are scary. There's something wrong with them. They're like...alien hands.

Alicia

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:17:11 -0600

"her voice has been known to cause seizures in laboratory mice" hahaahahah

nmpkm

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:59:12 -0600

I used to be a total Food Network addict, but giving her like thirty-one hours (therabouts) of airtime a day, plus the current annointing of her as the next Oprah makes my wittle head hurt. Oh, and Amazon (for whatever reason) recommended her Christmas CD (!) to me. That made me want to vomit in terror. http://www.amazon.com/o/ASIN/B000I2KNTS/ref=pd_rvi_gw_2/104-3616322-5747961

tankboy

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:55:07 -0600

I used to have to kind of work with her from time to time at my old job, and I'll say she actually is pretty nice. I had never seen her show at the time though, so the only things that really registered were, "Man, is she small. But her mouth is huge. And she's kind of orange. But boy is she super-friendly!"

laura

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:21:37 -0600

I've said it before and I will say it again. RR is like a car accident. You don't want to look, but you can't help yourself...

Jeff

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:54:06 -0600

Yeah, she's cute, but that's about it. She's annoying as hell as a TV personality, and the food she 'cooks' on her show is Reader's Digest style crap. I saw about 3 minutes of her daytime talk show a few weeks back when i was home sick, and it actually made me sicker. But she is sorta cute. I don't like the frosted hair thing, though.

nmpkm

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:46:29 -0600

Oh, I hope she brings plenty of "sammies"! And drizzles them with plenty of "E.V.O.O."!! That would SOOOO be "yummers"!!! (kill me now...)