Chicagoist: Wisecracking Student Takes One Way, Way Too Far

jocelyn

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:59:39 -0600

how exactly does this qualify for aggro battery?

Johnny

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:22:58 -0600

And I was worried that all of the kids under the age of 22 were part of the new facism/prozac generation. Come on people, this has to be one of the top five coolest high school kids of this generation. He just didn't understand about the fact that we teach kids that the Stazi in East Germany were a good thing. Hell, if this kid had had any real history classes, he would be the coolest, and he wouldn't have let himself be narced out by Stazi. Don't forget the real lesson of the story. Your neighbors, the kids you see walking around like good kids, they are now Stazi. If the Stazi walked the streets forty years ago like they do now, we never would have heard of Abby Hoffman or Ken Kessey (although who knows, maybe none of you have heard of them either?) Oh yea, and the other lesson. The system hasn't managed to nueter all of the kids. (yet) Hell, I always ask for clean food whenever I order the Clam Chowder, and so should you.

Bill B

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:23:02 -0600

geekgrrl, you need to tell your bf to change his diet...

geekgrrl

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 13:11:59 -0600

ranch dressing kinda reminds me of spooge anyway.

Joe

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:00:58 -0600

Well, by draconian Wheaton College standards, hope he doesn't intend to apply there

Nevin Johnson

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:45:59 -0600

"Shit, if it's gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!"

Wilt

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:44:59 -0600

Wait, they serve salad dressing at school cafeterias now? All I ever remember from my days in the CPS was sloppy joes and the most horrendous pizza ever created. Also if the kid wanted to truly replicate Fight Club, he should've jizzed in the cream of mushroom soup.

kt

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:34:16 -0600

"does the tangy ranch dressing taste extra tangy today?"

nmpkm

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:22:56 -0600

Thank God I prefer Italian Dressing. TO EAT! Not to, you know...