The Shedd Aquarium announced yesterday that Mauyak, one of its four female Beluga whales, is pregnant again. This is her fourth pregnancy since arriving at Shedd in 1997, however, she has only given birth successfully to one calf, Qannik, who is now 7. Shedd has had three Beluga calf births in all, including Bella, who was born to Puiji last summer.
While everyone at the aquarium is excited about the prospect of a new calf, Mauyak's mother Mukluk told reporters that she is none too pleased with her daughter. "I suppose she's just going to raise this one her own too?" she said. "She's going to be 26 with two calves now, while that deadbeat boyfriend of hers is out sleeping around with the other whales." That boyfriend, Naluark, is the father-to-be of Mauyak's calf and also the father of Bella. Beluga males do not typically foster a father-offspring relationship. Mukluk sighed, then said, "I guess it's just too much for a mother to expect her daughter settle down these days."



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As a sometime-critic, I can say with confidence this is the best Chicagoist headline ever!
At least she won't end up on Maury. Because it sounds like she is one billion percent sure that Naluark is the father. Everyone knows if you are one billion percent sure, that's really sure.
(fave headline ever, btw.)
I love anthropomorphic animal posts on Chicagoist.
I almost inscribed this one to you, Mr. Smith
weren't we just talking about his love of these posts yesterday? how timely.