Extra, Extra

• McDonald's espresso for everyone!
• G-Rod proposing a new payroll tax.
• Two U of I football players caught stealing laptops.
• Ben Gordon drops 48 points on the Bucks, still not the game's top scorer.
• Speed skater Shani Davis breaks his own world record.
• Do you have State Farm auto insurance? You could be getting a $25 dividend on your policy.
• Pritzkers selling Presidential Towers. Was it the bed bugs?

"Fire & Ice" via e.q.