Extra, Extra

• LaSalle's out, Bank of America's in.
• A team of robbers ganged up on Wendy on the 8600 block of South Stony Island Avenue and threw her employees in the freezer and made off with an unknown amount of money. Dave Thomas must be sad in his grave.
• A second body has been exhumed in an ongoing investigation into nursing home deaths. They're looking into possible morphine "overdoses."
• Former Washington, D.C., police chief Charles Ramsey is considering coming home to apply for the open police chief's job ... but he's also concerned about being able to still collect his Chicago police pension. He'll be perfect!
• The Illinois State Senate passed an electricity rate freeze ... but it won't affect most Chicago customers. Drat.
• An accident on Sunday had cheese spilling all over the Skyway. There could be possible jokes here, but we'll leave those to you.

"wendy's" by smussyolay