Chicagoist: Bears Draft Recap

thundercougarfalconbird

Tue, 01 May 2007 17:23:07 -0600

Nothing Vanilla Ice could ever rap would be as bad as "Stick your (bleep) up in her ear."

To the Extreme

Tue, 01 May 2007 17:00:32 -0600

I hear that Olsen is "deadly, when he plays a dope melody, anything less than the best is a felony!"

thundercougarfalconbird

Tue, 01 May 2007 16:18:23 -0600

"Come on fellas, let's get weird!" @Chuck: Are you referring to a lyric in our newest Bear's single? (Where he's billed as "G-Reg" with the "7th Floor Crew") His part of the song can be found here: http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/2007/04/greg_olsen_is_a_great_rapper.php And the whole song in it's entirety can be found on their myspace profile: http://www.myspace.com/seventhfloorcrew

Chuck

Tue, 01 May 2007 12:07:00 -0600

He has yellow eyes. I swear to God, YELLOW EYES!! (Apologies to Jean Shepherd) Olson also has a "third leg". 'Course, he's the one claiming it, so who knows if it's true.

thundercougarfalconbird

Tue, 01 May 2007 11:23:46 -0600

Also, I know it's bad to judge a book by it's cover, but doesn't Mr. Olsen just LOOK like he wants to take your lunch money or give you a swirly in gym class? He just oozes "bully"

thundercougarfalconbird

Tue, 01 May 2007 11:21:30 -0600

I keep seeing the Bears getting "C's" across the board amongst the "experts" (Just like last year when we ended up with Hester, one of the steals of the draft). But Bauzin does feel like a reach, and Wolfe is WAY too small to really make some noise. But if Bauzin gets converted to OLB and replaces Briggs to some adequate level and Wolfe/Benson become the second coming of Warrick Dunn/T.J. Duckett then I'll happily dance the jig.