Cletus Warhol

Thu, 10 May 2007 14:59:45 -0600

Yeah, those two losses were totally Ben's fault, seeing as he spiked the team's gatorade with Valium so they all came out like zombies to start the game, and the way he kept rattling his own basket so that his teammates' shots wouldn't fall was also very counterproductive. And of course every single one of those six championships the Jordan Era Bulls won were because of the ref's bias in their favor; just ask any of the bitter title-deprived fans of their vanquished opponents, Mr. Obviously From Detroit Trollypants. Bottom line is that the Pistons gave the Bulls a graduate level seminar in championship level basketball, and the Bulls were overwhelmed by the curriculum. They are going to have to lay a serious whuppin' on Detroit tonight if they are to get back in this series psychologically, but I doubt if it will happen because the Pistons know they could be in for a long hard series if they don't put the Bulls away now (plus the scent of blood is in the water). In a weird way, we should be flattered that the Pistons took the Bulls seriously enough to come out with so much intensity. If the Bulls don't make a series of it, they can thank Detroit for showing them exactly what they need to do to reach the next level; come out with full intensity, eliminate mistakes, value every possession, and hit the freakin' weight room and put on some more muscle mass (the two Bens excepted from that last item).

The Refs are For Us!

Tue, 08 May 2007 12:00:30 -0600

$15 Million a year for Ben Wallace will get worse each year as his skills slowly decline. The refs were so biased in favor of the Bulls last night it was like when the NBA marketing machine ensured Jordan would win the championship every year, and they still lost by twenty.

Chicagoist: Bulls Play Like S#!& Again

Cletus Warhol

The Refs are For Us!