Extra, Extra

• Would you pay $950 for a seat at the opening and closing ceremonies of the Olympics if they come to Chicago?
• A janitor at a police station on the Northwest Side got a parking ticket and then it was discovered that he was on the federal terrorist watch list. Yes, he got fired.
• Tinley Park police are looking for 4 suspects after there were 2 attempted kidnappings in 3 days.

"The Cruise" via pantagrapher.