Chicagoist: Is Angelina So Hot We Don't Care About Street Closures?

Patrick McDonough

Sat, 12 May 2007 08:11:11 -0600

I am not into ladies that are balding. She is average or below in looks.

Fri, 11 May 2007 18:21:25 -0600

The face that launched a million street closures.

Fri, 11 May 2007 17:09:48 -0600

You would only make out with her?? B-O-R-I-N-G!!!

Fri, 11 May 2007 16:42:35 -0600

Kevin, if I ever get the opportunity to make out with Angelina Jolie, you can watch. Every one can watch and someone better video tape it.

Fri, 11 May 2007 15:30:23 -0600

Ah, my Friday food buffet is back. Thanks, Rachelle!

Fri, 11 May 2007 15:11:46 -0600

She's a big-lipped, man-stealer. I find her totally disgusting. Ugh. You're right. I'm totally jealous. Sigh.

Fri, 11 May 2007 14:54:52 -0600

Bekki: Can I watch?

Fri, 11 May 2007 14:44:20 -0600

ITC stands for intermittent traffic control.

Fri, 11 May 2007 14:01:59 -0600

Call me uninformed, but what's "ITC"? And yeah, the answer is yes. I'd totally cross over for her.

Fri, 11 May 2007 13:33:26 -0600

I read a post like this and think "All is right with the world."

Fri, 11 May 2007 13:09:33 -0600

Yes. But, wouldn't it be weird if you walked outside and it was raining, and you just saw Angelina standing on the sidewalk like that?

Fri, 11 May 2007 12:57:54 -0600

Is Angelina So Hot We Don't Care About Street Closures? Um. Yep!