Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher seems to have a history of questionable taste in the women he gets involved with. Now one, a former exotic dancer with whom he has a two-year old son, is causing problems for the superstar.
A Will County judge presided over a two-day hearing this week, in which Urlacher asked that former lover Tyna Robertson be held in contempt for violating his offseason visitation schedule with his son, Kennedy. Robertson accuses Urlacher of using his celebrity and profession to get preferential treatment from a previous judge. Because of the high level of enmity between the parents, the judge ordered that both must attend parent classes in order to learn how to act in a civil manner toward each other.
Both must complete the course -- albeit not together -- before a September hearing in which the judge will make her ruling. Urlacher was asking for four overnight visits to make up for ones he missed because Robertson failed to meet to drop off their son; for Robertson to deliver their son directly to his home in Lake Forest for those makeup dates; and for $15,000 in court fees. Should the judge find in favor or the Bears' linebacker, will Robertson again cry foul? Or will she finally let Urlacher spend some father-son time with his little guy?
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A lunkhead football star with a barbwire tattoo and legal probs with his baby-mama an exotic dancer named Tyna......ahhhh!....stereotype overload!
Parenting class???? Are you KIDDING me???? What do they teach there-- selflessness and how not to be a crappy role model? How to put your kids first? You can teach that stuff???
Let me go out on a limb here and say: if you need to go to parenting class, are forced there by a judge, perhaps you shouldn't have had kids.
Take this kid away from both these losers and put him with adopted parents who aren't uneducated losers who have money because they are real tough wearing fifty pounds of padding or a stupid whore.
Or put him on the streets to fend for himself. It would still be an improvement over this.
What the hell is a parenting class?
If you ask me, a real parenting class is the time from the moment those two lines appear on the test until the day you die. You learn as you go along and try to use common sense. Like not belittling some gold digging whore in front of your child.
What they really need to do is lease the womb. If you are incapable as a father, and more so as a mother, you have no business producing a child together. Sounds very Huxley, but it's not fair to the child, or anyone exposed to the family odor.