It's grown easy to take Ministry for granted. Hell, we bet most people didn't even realize that the band was putting out albums since the group's public profile has dropped considerably since they had a hit with the Gibby Haynes-sung speed freakabilly of "Jesus Built My Hotrod."
Certainly the band seemed to deserve to fall by the wayside. A couple bad puns passing as albums that were saddled with mediocre metal was enough to even press die-hard fans’ allegiance. Y’see, back in the day Al Jourgensen was a motherfucker of a producer, crafting bruising, pummeling, goth speed-tech. His masterpiece was The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste, an album that sampled everything and anything to craft a bad acid trip tempered with about 70 pounds of aural cocaine. It sounded like danger and Armageddon, and it was darkly beautiful.
And then things started to slowly roll downhill.
We admit the primary reason we even really paid attention to Ministry’s new album, The Last Sucker, was because it arrived alongside the news that this would be the band’s final offering. Naturally, this news was somewhat weakened a few days later when we learned that “Ministry & Co-Conspirators” were currently working on an album of covers, but by then it was too late, we’d already listened to The Last Sucker. And man were we surprised by what we heard.
Apparently Al got his groove back.
Jourgensen’s approach is no longer as sample-happy as it was in the days of his strongest work, but he does seem to have regained some of the frenzied urgency and captured it with a crack band of collaborators. His messages have never been very deep, and to hear him rail against the present administration as he does isn’t exactly illuminating, but Ministry has never really been about the message. With them, it’s what the music evokes, the moods it plumbs, and the effect it can have on the listener.
And this is where the album really succeeds. While the last few discs have certainly been noisy enough, they didn’t make us want to rev up a chainsaw, jump on a chopper, and dive headfirst into a mosh pit, all at the same time. For a while we were wondering if we, or Jourgensen, had just growing too old for that sort of thing. The Last Sucker shows that the potential was always there, just waiting to surface again.
There are a few weaker points, like the formulaic speed metal of “No Glory” disappoints, and “End Of Days Part 2” comes across as an Andrew WK tribute song that lasts about 9 minutes too long. But skip those and center on goodies like the hypertensive “Let’s Go,” the darkly funny “The Dick Song” (about our very own VP), and the surprisingly decent cover of The Doors’ “Roadhouse Blues” (we know, what?!).
The band could have gone out like a suburban metalhead too caught up in his own licks to notice no one was listening anymore, but instead they decided to finish their career with a roadster destroying bang of a fireball. Well done Mr. Jourgensen, well done.

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I'm impressed. I thought you only listened to Milk at Midnight and Aerosmith.
C'mon, you no like Rio Grande Blood!?
'roadhouse blues,' eh? tell me it's better than 'lay lady lay.' (although, 'roadhouse' is a better song than 'lay' to start with.)
LLL may be worse than Roadhouse Blues, but nothing is worse than this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvAYxxj0PtU
Al & the boys with Cheap Trick performing a live cover of 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)'
Totally different types of covers Shannon, "Lay Lady Lay" is a slow burn (that I actually dig when I'm in the mood), while "Roadhouse Blues" charges along like a train at the end of a Pryor / Wilder flick.
Man, I should have used that in my review, that's kind of snappy!
Guest #4, after watching that video, I needed this tonic.
Rio Grande Blood was awesome.
THAT'S when Ministry came back on the radar...well maybe not for the weird hipsters that populate Lolla and the other crap fests in Chicago.
i have nothing constructive to add to this except that i used to work at nordstrom in austin with his daughter. and her mom. thats all i need to know about ministry.
I got kicked in the head at a Ministry show in 1989, despite the mild concussion, that was a great show.
The line up was (seriously), Ministry, KMFDM, Revolting Cocks, and Pailhead ... damn that was a good evening .... it was a great evening until that skinhead kicked me in the head near the end of the show and I spent the rest of the night puking and trying not to go to sleep.
Oh, those were the days.
vit: i got kicked in the head at a NIN/PWEI show! we have so much in common. it was this dude i had a crush on, too, even though he was a total jagbag.. he sideswiped me with his boot while being lifted up for crowdsurfing. i made out better than you, fortunately, just a slight hearing loss in that ear for the night. that was back before i wore earplugs, so i didn't even notice..
Tankster: glad to see the Ministry love is back in effect, but two minor quibbles (entirely subjective of course)...
A) Mind is a Terrible Thing To Taste is great of course, but the *real* masterpiece has to be Land of Rape and Honey -- while MiTTtT has a few high points that surpass LoRH (Thieves, Burning Inside, So What), I think LoRH is just more solid across the board. No rapping either ... Test is totally embarrassing.
B) Definitely check out Rio Grande Blood before dismissing it entirely on the basis of the awful puns... Tommy Victor (formerly of Prong) really helped Al resuscitate Ministry's selling point, which is always the riffs. Check out Senor Peligro especially. Hot hot hot.
I'm glad Ministry got back on top before calling it quits. Thanks for the update :)
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