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A federal judged refused today to grant Planned Parenthood's injunction against Aurora, which means the clinic won't be open any time soon. Take it away, Zorn!
The staff at the Reader put together a list of their favorite things, which does not include wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, but does include dance parties.
This just in: Hockey is super dangerous. Two Blackhawks were injured in last night's preseason game: Jonathan Toews broke his right index finger and will be out for two weeks, and rookie Ryan Stokes got a skate in the face that resulted in serious cuts. Gaah, skate to the face. Even on an amateur level, hockey players are a rowdy bunch. A Schaumburg man was convicted of a felony yesterday for injuring another player during a fight in a floor hockey game.
Hey, if you've spent your whole life thinking gorillas can't have uterine fibroid embolization, think again! Beta, the Brookfield zoo's western lowland gorilla, did. The future of gorilla gynecology is bright.
Sorry, Bice fans. The Streeterville restaurant is closed after health inspectors discovered more than 100 insects in the kitchen.
Photo of Mark Cuban by Michael Riccio.
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Why is that sign at the Cubs game in the Red Sox's typeface?
Because this particular Cub fan is too dumb and drunk to notice. But I think he's going to score at Hi-Tops.
Seriously, Cub fans, please don't buy "It's Gonna Happen" memorabilia. The proceeds go to an already wealthy trader, the same douchebag who charged Cub pitcher Randy Myers on the mound in a '95 game. I'm disappointed Chicagoist is promoting said douchebag's slogan.
I just read the caption and saw it was Mark Cuban. I stand by the "dumb and drunk" observation.
You know what is not going to happen?
Mark Cuban purchasing the Chicago Cubs.
Oh THAT Bice. And here I thought something might have happened to my main man, Bo Bice. Please don't scare me like that again.
I find it amusing that almost every single girl I've ever met from Naperville has had at least one abortion, several have had multiple. With one exception, they've all started having sex by age 14, and most did week/coke throughout high school. These girls weren't all friends with each other either, they are from several independent groups. Talking to them, you'd think every girl in high school had been knocked up at least once, and their parents pay for the problem to go away. So to the protesters in Aurora/Naperville, I say, supply and demand, baby. Let the free market do what it will.
I'm seriously enjoying the kool-aid drinking going on all over town by the Wrigley Field fans.
I will take great joy when they choke once again and attain monumental loser status with ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF FUTILITY in 2008.
Oooh, you should totally trademark that. Now that's a shirt I would buy.
On the real, if the cubs when it all, I'm gonna leave town for the weekend.
Can yall imagine all the drunk frat boys and girls, and suburdanites that are gonna running around "wilding" this city? It will be Days and Night of the Stupid Living Dead
On the abortion thing! Where is NOW on this? Why aren’t they out their drowning out the protesters in mass? Oh that’s right because NOW members don’t believe in getting their hands dirty. When their daughters need abortions, they jet them off to private clinics