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Here at Chicagoist, R&B superstar and alleged water-sports enthusiast R. Kelly has given us more than our fill of laughs and head-scratching moments. Now it looks as though the "sexasaurus" has discovered the power of YouTube. His completely staged "Real Talk: Behind the Scenes" is the best meta singsong since Screaming Jay Hawkins had the "Constipation Blues." It's also loaded with profanity, so if you're at work, keep the volume low.
"Profanity represents how real shit gets when you arguing with your girl and shit." It ain't Rakim or Chuck D, but it is wisdom. You testify, Kells.
No, really, when are you gonna testify? Matter of fact, when are you ever gonna go to trial for supposedly peeing on that girl and taping it? Real talk.
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oh my god. Kells! hahahhaha. I love it.
Best line "i don't know why you fuck with those no man hass having hoes anyway"
I heard Will Oldham was going to be in the next installment of Trapped in a Closet. I hope he plays another cop.
I will say that he's a terrific musician. This is one of my favorite songs of his.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=570YInxm-FM
that was TERRIBLE. a phone argument with your girlfriend does not a song make. if no one had explicitly said it was r. kelly, i'd think it was a parody of R&B. (jeez, was it?)
Chuck, that just made my day.
Reminds me somehow of Bob Newhart.