Chicagoist: Empty Out Your Wallet

Spook

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:38:57 -0600

Hey Spook, the editor of Chicagoist will be contacting you soon! You might have noticed that Chicagoist for the lonest of time has lacked a certain, shall we say flavor? They went after “J.J.” of Good Times fame, but he was too busy. So it’s on you! Chicagoist gets the feeling that beneath your command of jive talk you are type of guy to make every body feel good about themselves like Tiger Woods, and O.J before he went crazy, or like well loved former WBEZ radio host Aaron Freeman. Of course the subject came up about well your physical tone for the picture, because they want to “mix it up” But don’t worry Chicagoist has some shoe polish. I mean you will be writing with some of the biggest fans of Lew Johnson's Plantation Minstrel Shows that came out in 1871, but hey it’s hip to be retro! And Minstrel Shows are back! I Look forward to reading your posts. Assalamu Alaikum!

SP00K

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:30:12 -0600

Why y'all gotta shoot a brotha up? He jus' like playin' wit' girls is all. Boo, Boo my brothas need to stay in schoo I'm jus' sayin'.

matty

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:51:25 -0600

Don't diss kells

Sarah

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:35:28 -0600

Srrrrrrsly. Kells has a silver dish and champagne glasses full'a diamonds. These jokes just write themselves.

Spook

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:24:14 -0600

Oh and how did I miss the white glove!

Spook

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:11:18 -0600

Man, all dat icccccceeeeee!