Chicagoist: Extra, Extra

igo

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:51:53 -0600

Ugh, McSweeny's. Didn't we establish a while ago that the age of irony is over? Keep your day job, kids, that is, if you ever actually had to work a day in your life.

Spook

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:43:35 -0600

I knew I'd make a terrible criminal

fed up

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:26:42 -0600

spook are you contracting out a hit on a public blog. How 21st century. No mr. FBI I do not accept the assignment. I agree with the sentiment though I remember some famous Tard sayin" stupid is as stupid does".

Spook

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:57:34 -0600

Opps, I thought you were "Ward Up", aka "Word Up", but I know you two must know each other. You can both do the job! Like Vincent and Jewels in Pulp Fiction with the shoties!

Spook

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:54:49 -0600

"A six-year-old girl was accidentally shot in the chest today when a friend of mother's was showing off his gun." Fed Up, I'll adopt the girl if you shot the mother and the friend! Seriously, my mother is all ways talking about grand children above and beyond my dog, and I know you're just the type of Dirty Harry, John Wayne Law and Order Mutha F*cka to straight up blaze these miscreants and I know you got guns! I'm so tired of reading about this sh*t! Can we do this or what!

fed up

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:28:18 -0600

Illegal immigrants dont commit crimes.

Alicia Dorr

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:30:07 -0600

This picture rules