Extra, Extra

Let's all give a warm welcome to our newest commenter, Mr. Neil Steinberg!

A 16-year-old spotted her rapist at Dunkin Donuts and called the police, who promptly arrested him.

A flight from here to New York was searched following a bomb threat, and the FBI is investigating non-specific, "third-hand" threats that al-Qaida is planning on attacking Chicago malls during holiday shopping time.

Doomsday, Daley, CTA, Springfield...this is pretty much a Mad Libs at this point.

"Pink Room" by Stephen Gay