Alley Cats

According to the New York Times, Chicago "is the alley capital of America." Eh, we'll take it. Because the story's all about our "green alley" initiative, which if you'll recall snagged an Innovation Award last month.

Green alleys use permeable concrete, which allows water to soak back into the ground, and reflect light. According to the City's Green Alley Handbook (which is so pretty it won an award), "sustainable alley design" tackles four issues: storm water management, heat reduction, material recycling, and energy conservation/glare reduction. Here's a lovely illustration of how permeable paving options can be made of repurposed materials. Shhh...if you listen close, you can hear Al Gore smiling.

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The NYT article goes through the typical rehashing of how green we are, but it also points out that our recycling program, oh, bites ass. We're only a green as our fakakta* blue bags, right?

*We're open to the actual, accepted spelling of this Yiddish term meaning crazy/worthless; our Google-foo is not yielding a satisfying consensus. Anybody?

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Shhh...if you listen close, you can hear Al Gore smiling.

I vote we replace Al Gore references with someone who is actually walking the walk -- Ed Begley, Jr.

The only thing green about Mayor Mumbles are the pockets he lines. It's bull crap and I'm sick of it. The Leperchaun King stinks!

yeah i read this article this morning. hmm, a recycling program or super hightech alleyways. tough decision.

farkakte. :)

http://dictionpedia.com/en/Yiddish

(i know, it's a wiki, but short of asking an old Jewish man or inquiring at a Yiddish library, it's the best we got for right now!)

It has to better than that weird experimental gravel alley just SW of Catalpa & Glenwood.
The one with the metal framework that has gravel inside if it. That alley sucks, bigtime!

it is farkakte. they were using it a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm so i just put the closed captioning on for a spelling

lousy; screwed up; washed up; (vulg., shitty, crappy, full of shit; fucked (vulg.) farkakt

פֿאַרקאַקט

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