
An armed suspect ran into an elementary school this afternoon in an attempt to evade the police. It didn't work. The police caught him, and luckily no one was injured.
Women of Chicago, we're "73 percent more likely than average to contract a sexually transmitted disease" according to Self Magazine. Aaaah, time to go boil our vaginas.
The Beachwood Reporter has some good ideas for the Blackhawks marketing department. Our favorite: "George Ryan will serve out remainder of prison term in a secure United Center skybox."
A 27-year-old part-time security guard at Niles North High School has been charged with aggravated criminal sexual abuse for having sex with a 15-year-old student.
Vancouver unveiled its mascots for the 2010 Olympics, and holy shit, Quatchi is the best thing that's happened to us all day. Scroll over him so you can hear him say his name. You guys, seriously, my heart.
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Don't tell Michael Jackson about Quatchi. He'll be under the covers with that mini-Sasquatch in no time.
"Sing it, Squatchi! Mama say, mama sah, mamakusah...Mama say, mama sah, mamakusah..."
hey guys, thanks for the updates on the jeff baer show. it's on now and I only knew thanks to you guys.
yay!
boiling vaginas as preventive care. thanks for the tip!!!
may i add another? - men with std's should mummify their penis.
i want to cuddle with Quatchi.
i like miga more than quatchi
i like the beijing 2008 characters. i thin they're all panda bears with athletic superpowers - including ice skating which is not a summer sport. 0_o
Sumi just sounds belligerent when he says his name. "SUE ME!"
Quatchi scares me. First off, it's these creepy-ass beady eyes of his followed by the way he says his name.
I don't want a cartoon sasquatch that sounds like it's saying "Crotchy."