
We'd just like to point out that for the price of one Hannah Montana ticket, you could feed a starving indie rock band for a year. For reals.
Conrad Black got a 6 1/2 year sentence today. Oddly enough, we're not feeling sorry for him.
Cheryl Lavin continues to dispense awesome advice. In this case she tells a woman who is upset at only having sex 4 times a week to tell her boyfriend to give up porn. Only 4 times a week, huh? Yeah, that porn is really affecting his sex drive.
Union problems might force this holiday season to be somewhat dry? So let us get this straight, they're taking away our smoking in January and now they're telling us we may not be able to get drunk enough to deal with our families. Daley, we thought this was the city that works! Sheesh.
The Newstand by The New No. 2

Stroger Makes Hollywood Play


if there is no booze this holiday season, they should pull a reagan on these drivers and fire every single one of them
Am I the only person who thinks that the bigger problem with the letter to Lavin is that this guy's female ex-colleague is sending him porn? I mean, who does that?
@Sarahmazing:
Shannon got me a subscription to "Funbags Ahoy!" for Christmas, so her, I suppose.
@Sarahmazing:
Shannon got me a subscription to "Funbags Ahoy!" for Christmas, so her, I suppose.