Chicagoist: Chicago's Other Senator: Now With More Plumpynuts

chknlovr

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:35:52 -0600

first of all i just want to say how super awesome laura (lo or la-o) is. i look for her postings every night before i sleep. her words are like the fois gras of the blogs. i think i saw some movie with a guy plumpynutting all over this girl. it was some kind of record or something.

chaun

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:13:25 -0600

Are those Plumpynuts in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hugh G Rection

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:14:15 -0600

"Deez plumpynuts!"? Please eat Dick's Plumpynuts. I'm proud to be represented by Dick D. Other than that time he cried like a bitch and apologized for calling the warmongers what they truly are, he's represented me well. If you write him a letter a staffer will write back and invite you to have donuts (not Plumpynuts, as yet) at his office in DC. Whether you get to share a beer at his kick-ass crash pad is not specified, however.

literati

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:02:18 -0600

thomas_macentee: suck my plumpynuts and lighten up. Did you skip the first two paragraphs of the article?

thomas_macentee

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:38:11 -0600

What a bunch of f*cking addle-brained retards! If you did your research or had your ear next to a television lately, you'd know how much of a breakthrough Plumpynuts is for saving children in famine-stricken Africa. This is a legitimate program run by Doctors Without Borders in countries like Niger. Plumpynuts is RUF - ready-to-use food - which does not require preparation or refrigeration. I guess if it isn't sold as a concession at the latest hip concert or there isn't a cool moody photograph of it, you just hold it up for ridicule here at Chicagoist.

Benjy Lipsman

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:09:41 -0600

Plumpynut sounds like some Web 2.0 company... wait, is this real food or something "throw" at starving kids to taunt them on Facebook?

Spook

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:58:28 -0600

Its funny I use to hate Durbin. Then O'bama came along and made Durbin look like Patrice Lumumba. like Nas said, "who's world is this?". It sure aint mine. But I remain hopefull.

mrs chelsea

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:04:13 -0600

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.. underneath the plumpynuts last night.

happygrl

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:23:20 -0600

I tried to embed the You Tube Video of the Schweaty Balls and it failed, but here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8-pCbQnSC4

happygrl

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:21:39 -0600

Anyone else but me reminded of the Schwetty Balls skit from Saturday Night Live?

the new guest number 2

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:42:06 -0600

I guess Durbin is the hog with the plumpy nuts.