Weekend Diversion: Night Of The Ponies
Pedway, First Store Open At Block 37
Around Town
Around Town
Red-Light Cameras Not So Special?
Witless Protection was written and directed by Chicago native Charles Robert Carner (who also wrote 1985's so-bad-it's-amazing Gymkata, whose tagline is "The skill of gymnastics, the kill of karate"), costars Chicago native Jenny McCarthy, and can be summarized thusly:
Together, the hilariously mismatched duo [of Larry the Cable Guy and Ivana Milicevic] must grapple with angry FBI agents, quack doctors and Chicago high society in his funniest, most unpredictable adventure yet.[source]
The trailer will make you cry vomit, so consider yourself warned.
Poster via Internet Movie Poster Awards.
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Oh, Jenny McCarthy. The pride and joy of my grammar school.
that's like a whole new level of suck
Eric Roberts and Joe Mantegna are in it too - whoa. That's all I can say. Oh, and the former host of "Wild Chicago," Wil Clinger is in it as well.
Sadly, I predict it will be #1 for its opening weekend.
Gymkata! You forgot to write the name of the 1985 so bad it's amazing movie! It's "Gymkata."
Gymkata! You forgot to write the name of the 1985 so bad it's amazing movie! It's "Gymkata."
Officially the most tragic wig I've ever seen on a "movie star."