Humboldt Park...The Movie?

The celebrity gossip mill said today that Katie Holmes and Christina Aguilera will be co-starring in a movie called Humboldt Park. Hubbawha?

We're hoping this is the same HP that's supposed to star Freddy Rodriguez and John Leguizamo, apparently about three adult children who return home to Humboldt Park for the holidays. State Street Pictures, the production company behind the movie, has produced Chicago-set (and filmed) movies before: Roll Bounce (which is underrated; that movie is effing adorable), Barber Shop and Barber Shop 2.

Does this mean Tom and Katie will be prancing around Chicago when filming begins? Dare to dream, cupcakes!

Christina Augilera, squeeze that kid out already, and please name it something insane, via Christinazone