Today In "Pathetic Losers"

Chicago is a haunted city for most of us, what with ex-friends and ex-lovers floating around like so much litter in the gutter. Seriously, who lets these people out into the streets?

No matter how ridiculous your ex may be or how many times you've thought "What was I THINKING?!", just be glad you don't run the risk of running into this guy post-relationship:

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i ran into an ex on the train today. when we made eye contact i rolled my eyes like "ah shit this is just what i need this morning" i didn't say anything as she walked by and she didn't say anything on the train. she's fat and ugly now too.

OMG. Gives new meaning to the word douche.

All right, I had to tap out when he started singing "Hard For Me to Say I'm Sorry" at 1:15.

Anyone else make it further?

Oh, you have to stick it out til 2:50. Trust me.

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That was just... sad. I had to stop watching when he took off his shirt. Man.

"Remember, we agreed to stay exclusive."

I had to pull the plug when the shirt started to come off too.

Well then if you stopped watching when he took off his shirt, then you missed when he FUCKING FOLDED IT and put it down.

"Hey baby... it's me... yeah, remember we agreed to stay exclusive."

Holy christ. Ladies:

a) Do not date this man
b) If you've already fucked up Step A, do not break up with him because you'll probably end up in a blue barrel next to Stacy Peterson.

Oh my goodness. I can't decide if that video is more hilarious or pitiful... He folds his shirt after taking it off for goodness sake!!! What a show. Wow.

The shirt-folding incident was eclipsed only by the moment when he realized he wasn't wearing breakaway underpants.

oh yeah. i forgot to include 'creepy' as an option. I might have to go with hilariously creepy.

I'm not at all convinced this is real, but I am 100% convinced it's really hilarious.

I wish I had speakers. ;(

Whether this is real or not, it's just sad... so very very sad and yeah, creepy.

i don't think it's real either

a) The crying looks fake
b) A real ex-boyfriend would have edited the crying out

Glade I waited till I got home to watch this. Let me guess she was big time so she went off to one of those directional schools like Northern. But I'm sure he will find some one else at the community college

I'd sure like to know for sure if it's fake, cause if it is then this guy is darn funny.

I want the backstory!

Utterly brilliant. My favorite little touch was when he had to stop undressing for a second to undo the last button on his polo. This guy has got serious comedic chops.

Coworker of mine found this. It's probably not real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QjD4bW8GO0

Still creepy.

If he cut out the dancing, I could have believed this was real. Alas, pretty funny up to 2:40. The about-to-cry moments was good.

I swear I saw this dude in one of the Superbowl ads.

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