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Today In "Pathetic Losers"

By Lizz Kannenberg in Miscellaneous on Jan 28, 2008 6:10PM

Chicago is a haunted city for most of us, what with ex-friends and ex-lovers floating around like so much litter in the gutter. Seriously, who lets these people out into the streets?

No matter how ridiculous your ex may be or how many times you've thought "What was I THINKING?!", just be glad you don't run the risk of running into this guy post-relationship: