Chicagoist: Today In "Pathetic Losers"

goldenshfinkter

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:20:29 -0600

Real girlymen don't cry!!!

Karl Klockars

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:31:17 -0600

I swear I saw this dude in one of the Superbowl ads.

JawsOfJosh

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:15:41 -0600

If he cut out the dancing, I could have believed this was real. Alas, pretty funny up to 2:40. The about-to-cry moments was good.

Bekki

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:42:42 -0600

Coworker of mine found this. It's probably not real. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QjD4bW8GO0 Still creepy.

peter3731

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:31:11 -0600

Utterly brilliant. My favorite little touch was when he had to stop undressing for a second to undo the last button on his polo. This guy has got serious comedic chops.

Ward Up

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:35:23 -0600

I'd sure like to know for sure if it's fake, cause if it is then this guy is darn funny. I want the backstory!

Spook

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:17:47 -0600

Glade I waited till I got home to watch this. Let me guess she was big time so she went off to one of those directional schools like Northern. But I'm sure he will find some one else at the community college

Slaphappy

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:34:20 -0600

a) The crying looks fake b) A real ex-boyfriend would have edited the crying out

mike_thoms

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:21:02 -0600

i don't think it's real either

piratealice42

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:11:20 -0600

Whether this is real or not, it's just sad... so very very sad and yeah, creepy.

matty

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:07:25 -0600

I wish I had speakers. ;(

Tankboy

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:02:41 -0600

I'm not at all convinced this is real, but I am 100% convinced it's really hilarious.

Mingus_Dew

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:13:40 -0600

oh yeah. i forgot to include 'creepy' as an option. I might have to go with hilariously creepy.

shameshameboy

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:02:16 -0600

The shirt-folding incident was eclipsed only by the moment when he realized he wasn't wearing breakaway underpants.

Mingus_Dew

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:52:21 -0600

Oh my goodness. I can't decide if that video is more hilarious or pitiful... He folds his shirt after taking it off for goodness sake!!! What a show. Wow.

P Griffin Baron

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:52:14 -0600

Well then if you stopped watching when he took off his shirt, then you missed when he FUCKING FOLDED IT and put it down. "Hey baby... it's me... yeah, remember we agreed to stay exclusive." Holy christ. Ladies: a) Do not date this man b) If you've already fucked up Step A, do not break up with him because you'll probably end up in a blue barrel next to Stacy Peterson.

Mark Boyer

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:51:47 -0600

"Remember, we agreed to stay exclusive." I had to pull the plug when the shirt started to come off too.

a_wu

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:45:16 -0600

That was just... sad. I had to stop watching when he took off his shirt. Man.

Lizz K

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:41:28 -0600

Oh, you have to stick it out til 2:50. Trust me.

spookhatespuppies

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:36:33 -0600

All right, I had to tap out when he started singing "Hard For Me to Say I'm Sorry" at 1:15. Anyone else make it further?

xlprq

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:32:45 -0600

OMG. Gives new meaning to the word douche.

matty

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:21:01 -0600

i ran into an ex on the train today. when we made eye contact i rolled my eyes like "ah shit this is just what i need this morning" i didn't say anything as she walked by and she didn't say anything on the train. she's fat and ugly now too.