BYO Willy Wonka Joke

A truck hauling chocolate overturned on the northbound Skyway this morning, spilling diesel fuel but none of its precious cargo. The semi, carrying 4,000 gallons of liquid chocolate, crashed near 71st Street. Three people suffered minor injuries, and we're left to fantasize about the nastiest, biggest fondue party that could have been. We're still trying to figure out why chocolate would be transported in its liquid state and where exactly it was headed.

Want to make a papercraft chocolate truck? This chocolate truck looks decent, but these bad boys look a lot tougher. [Northwest Indiana and Illinois Times, Trib, S-T]

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