Chicagoist: Alton Vs. Alton

anonist

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:00:39 -0600

If you follow either of the provided links you'll see that Ford has nothing to do w/this POS. It's "made" by a company that buys cars, pimps them out, then resells them. If I was Ford, I'd sue.

Spook

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:10:13 -0600

p.s "it run on rambo's" piss. Hillarious!

Prescott Carlson

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:05:01 -0600

Why must you toy with my emotions, Chicagoist? I saw the headline in my feed reader and thought you had news of Mr. Brown coming to town. Morydd, let me brighten your day.

vit

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:49:15 -0600

That has to be the silliest looking 'car' that I've seen in a long time. Anyone who drives that thing needs a good beating.

morydd

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:35:34 -0600

Why must you toy with my emotions, Chicagoist? I saw the headline in my feed reader and thought you had news of Mr. Brown coming to town. Meeting him is on my 101 in 1001 list. Now, I am sad.

simplecreature

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:01:24 -0600

But it's a hybrid! It runs on both an arm and a leg.

mike_thoms

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:46:48 -0600

Damn you username! you beat me to a Homer Simpson comment!

Spook

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:42:47 -0600

Man, I can cold picture myself in it, 24K gold triple reversible kick back 77 inch rims with 200 pound woofer amps with dolby wrap around sound. So when I (sitting on telephone books cause I'm only 5'11) pass yall suckas waiting on the bus by( all yall will hear is WOOOMD WOOMD WOOMB WOOO WOOO WOOOO WOOOMB alarms going off, windows rattling and every thing, son! And you want even be able to see me cause the windows will be tented black son!

jackson

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:31:15 -0600

theyre both retarded

Spook

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:21:04 -0600

p.s my legal team is being led by William "Doc" Walls III, so perhaps you should consider settling out of court!

magilla gorilla

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:19:01 -0600

"Besides the big-rig-meets-Excursion bodywork, your nearly $200,000 expenditure for this XUV will get you hardwood floors, custom captains chairs, a 42-speaker sound system, two drop-down 16-inch TVs plus a 42-inch plasma, four computer workstations, plus a train horn" i got the above from the link provided. this is the official beginning of the end for the american car industry

Spook

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:16:28 -0600

Oh I know what you're doing Lyons! Anticipating my legal suit against you and Chicagoist for cancelling the Most Insightful Debonair and Unifying Commentator of the Month Award to deny a Spook the high honor, you have gone onto the pay roll of the auto industry and middle eastern oil potentates! This is why you are effusively promoting the Auto Show! Instead of promoting the Annual Grand 2008 Chicago Auto Show SHUTDOWN "Revenge of the Crash Test Dummies"

Not_another_username

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:14:52 -0600

Did Homer Simpson design that POS?

magilla gorilla

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:12:55 -0600

seriously, i couldn't invent a more idiotic vehicle if i tried. that thing looks like it's out of some bad sci-fi movie

Navin

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:00:47 -0600

Look at the ridiculous P.O.S. and people wonder why U.S. auto's done so bad, hello! Does it run on rambo's urine?