Chicagoist: Toddler Haters Get "a Good Smack in the Face, Really."

Sears Tower

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:00:51 -0600

"He's the hog with the big nuts, and he'll tell you how it is." - County Commissioner William Beavers Despite the Detroit style politcs above, Stroger will never be gone until you have a non-partisan primary for county government. While 35-40% of Stroger haters are busy picking the GOP nominee in 2010, he'll slip by with the Dems nomination. No Republican can win here, so he'll then win the general election again.

Doro

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:58:08 -0600

Hahaha, "Toddler" - what a great title for this post!

spookhatespuppies

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:24:31 -0600

ENTER SCENE: PATRICK's (aka- spookhatespuppies) apartment. PATRICK sits at computer, and reads this blog entry. PATRICK: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!! PATRICK picks up desk and flings it against wall. Monitor crashes to floor. PATRICK begins urinating on it. Sparks fly. PATRICK: (Angrily) STROGER BAD!!! PATRICK begins beating urinated on monitor with nearby femur bone of some unknown animal. END SCENE