Chicagoist: Allegedly Bad Whiskey Leads to Lawsuit

Jeremy

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:46:43 -0600

Well, from the results of my college prank years, I can tell you that the most common reaction to a beer bottle full of urine is, "Hey. This tastes like water." Even Dewar's has more taste than that.

spookhatespuppies

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:54:36 -0600

@shameshameboy: You're in (see what I did there...) luck! I'm now setting up a "Waterworld" fantasy camp! Come over and I'll teach you how to: -Overact your way out of everything -Waste millions of a studio's money -Singlehandedly kill Jean Triplehorn's movie career -And yes, enjoy the great taste of human waste!

whymustiregister

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:21:06 -0600

Sounds like his erstwhile employer really dodged a bullet on this idiot.

shameshameboy

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:18:54 -0600

Perhaps I've led a sheltered life, but I wouldn't have the frame of reference to accurately describe anything as "tasting like urine." Even urine. I'd have to liken it to something else. Or did he take in the bouquet before actually quaffing? "Hmm. Smells like urine. Better take a swig. Yup, not sure what urine tastes like, but I bet it tastes like that."

Chuck Sudo

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:43:26 -0600

Some people just need to stay as far away from whisky as possible.

ReverendSlappy

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:36:26 -0600

Maybe he just confused by the natural taste of Dewars. Oh SNAP! (Are people still saying that?) And yes, it's funny because it's true.

Navin

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:11:19 -0600

Maybe he just confused by the natural taste of Dewars.