First Ever Chicagoist Commenter Trivial Pursuit Throwdown

The title says it all, folks. Meet up at Sheffield’s this Thursday at 8 p.m. to wage an intellectual war on those commenters that have been peeving you all these months. One of our lovely commenters will provide the game, and Sheffield’s will provide the booze.

So what is at stake?

Nothing less than your first-born child, obviously.

3258 N Sheffield, 8 p.m., 21+, free (assuming you don't mind us crushing your ego and extracting that emotional price)