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Sumei Hu, the Wisconsin woman who disappeared from O'Hare a few weeks ago, contacted her family to let them know she's OK. Police have ruled her disappearance a "voluntary absence," and say that Hu is "fine."
According to Sgt. Jeffrey Peraino of the CPD, there's "nothing physically or mentally wrong with her. For whatever reason, she does not want to be with her husband right now."
Hu's sister-in-law sent an email to reporters saying, "As you can understand [Hu] is very embarrassed, however, it is our understanding that she does intend to return to Sheboygan." The family asked for privacy, but we're still curious about how Hu managed to vanish from O'Hare. [Sheboygan Press]
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I'm with you- I am really glad she's okay, but how on EARTH did she get out of O'Hare? There's only one exit from customs/baggage!
She's a sneaky one.
The couple has been married since November 2005, after meeting on an Internet dating service. [from Sheboygan Press]
Let's see...
Attractive woman from China married for less than a few years to a guy in Sheboygan, whom I'll just go out on a limb and assume is a bratwurst-eatin', beer-swillin', overweight, pasty Green Bay Packer-lovin' cheesehead, and she doesn't want to go home...
I'm guessing that in this particular situation, Internet dating service is a euphenism for mail-order bride service...
Do you see Porter! Your Spook was right!
And you mocked me!
I hope you now see why I have the most delegates linded up for Commentator of the Month for April. I've added another work out day so I will look even better in that shirt because it will be warm then!
and my gut wins one for the team. now for drew peterson ....
I don't think it'd be that hard to slip past someone at O'Hare. There are two or three exits or tunnels you walk through, (depending on your flight) in the international terminal. He could have been waiting by the wrong one, and even if he wasn't, it gets pretty chaotic and loud down there.
p.s ahhh Julie??? Knock knock hello Knock Knock Julie McFry! Have you seen that "welfare to work" TASK security at O’Hara!
Heck, I know the secrete to breeze right past and into my choice of air port bar until its time to board the plane. Just flirt with the Task Security ladies! Hey baby those foot long nails are sexxxxyyyy! And no I'd most certainly date a women with six kids! Let me just go put my bag down and I'll be right back!
I cant wait for drew peterson to work this into his next interview.
Jezz thanks for that Fed, I really wish that alley rat would have an accident. And of course when Sumei turns up safely, watch him use national news to "court" her
p.s and why is it when I say something like
"Attractive woman from China married for less than a few years to a guy in Sheboygan, whom I'll just go out on a limb and assume is a bratwurst-eatin', beer-swillin', overweight, pasty Green Bay Packer-lovin' cheesehead, and she doesn't want to go home", I get verbally tared and feathered. Is it because your Spook dosen't have a Black Pigeon on his head?
p.s I wonder how long if took him to lift himself from his sinking couch to discovered that she had absconded with his credit cards, which she deserved for having to put up with his patheric " bratwurst-eatin', beer-swillin', overweight, pasty Green Bay Packer-lovin' cheesehead" person? And I bet he used some movie star's picture to lure her over here in the first place.
spook: the reason you can't go off on the husband for being a beer-swilling, brat-gobbling son of the midwest (which he totally looked like this morning on the news, btw) is the same reason i bust a gut at your TSA flirting routine, but can't say so cuz i'll look like an asshole.
whelp, membership has its privileges Shannon old chap, old bean.
;-)
I'll take " I called it. " for $1000 Alex.
JayDeeMv2 for the win.
Is it because your Spook dosen't have a Black Pigeon on his head?
You got my bird all wrong, Spook! He (or she) isn't your everyday Chicago-style "rat with wings," mind you. This particular rock dove is a denizen of the famed Piazza San Marco of Venetzia, Italia! This bird has style! Class! Culture! It was my distinct honor to allow him (or her) to perch upon my pate...
...the reason you can't go off on the husband for being a beer-swilling, brat-gobbling son of the midwest (which he totally looked like this morning on the news, btw)...
And I rest my case...
Any one get the feeling that the Field for Commentator of the Month for April has just gotten more crowded????
Pinko get back, wait your turn! I'm so tired of these brass up starts going for the Chicagoist Crown with out even serving a full term on the Chicagoist back benches!
Ah, but you're wrong there, Spook. Pinko has indeed paid his dues over the years, just under different monikers. I have, in fact, been around long enough to see pre-Spook Chicagoist celebrate its first birthday. No worries, though, mate. Pinko has no desire to usurp Spook's destiny...