Chicagoist: Thieves Jack Whack Stack

mojowen

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:51:23 -0600

This headline lead me to believe I'd be reading about the theft of a mobster's personal library pertaining to homicide or perhaps about someone hacking into a mainframe and pilfering a particularly outlandish, i.e. whack, set of data. Lets try to keep it together, eh Chicagoist?

UTV

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:24:41 -0600

I love the new headline. It makes me feel like I was reading an issue of The Hollywood Reporter that focused solely on angry masturbators.

Mycubehas3sides

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:09:35 -0600

HA ha! Thank you, Margaret! I try to always be servicy :-)

The Meteorologist

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:00:49 -0600

That's hilarious. "10-disc box set of ethnic-specific movies." It takes a certain set of balls (pun-intended) to report such a thing. Now they're blue.

jmagic

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:28:06 -0600

sure is thoms.

mike_thoms

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:47:01 -0600

jmagic...is that from Idiocracy?

matty

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:37:21 -0600

I like it better with the new headline.

jmagic

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:31:27 -0600

"go away ... 'batin."

Margaret Lyons

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:28:56 -0600

OK, I can't not use that now....

mike_thoms

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:27:10 -0600

excellent...I can imagine the guy coming home and noticing there's been a break in, then methodically searching his place to see what had been taken, all the while pleading outloud to know one in particular, and maybe God, "Not the porn, not the porn, not the porn, not the p...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mycubehas3sides

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:24:32 -0600

"Thieves Jack Wack Stack"