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But Roberto Garza peddling "#1 in Nutrition" Super Buns? Even big name offensive linemen are pretty anonymous as far as pro athletes go. And he's not even that prominent a member of the Bears front line, so who within the marketing department decided that featuring Garza as a "Most Valuable Person" on its boxes of frozen breakfast treats would boost sales?
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I mean ... look how fat and useless Garza is and he eats them. Shit, why shouldn't I? I mean, it says #1 in Nutrition right on the box! It has to be good for you!
"Nutritious buns." Heh.
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Maybe his buns are stuffed full of...nutrition. Oh, man.
nice facial hair! those eyebrows are like artwork.
I stocked up on those. If Roberto Garza is on the box, the box is in my freezer!
Two for $5 is insulting!
Roberto Garza's mug is worth at least 2 for $6.
I'm writing Roberto Garza a check for $20 to make up for this travesty.
Someday I too hope to rise from my simple village and become a "Most Valuable Person" as well!
Via Con Dios, Senor Garza! Via Con Dios!
Those look even better than the Hunter Hillenmeyer pizza rolls I'm currently munching on.